School Jokes
May 14th, 2014School Jokes: School is almost out, but there is always time for a few jokes about school.
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: It had too many problems.
Q: What is a farmer’s favorite math tool?
A: A COWculator!
Q: What is the only class you can plant a flower in?
A: Kindergarden!
Q: What’s a pencil’s favorite place?
A: Pencilvania!
Q: What do you call a cylinder after it graduates from school?
A: A graduated cylinder.
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Beacuse his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!