Good, clean jokes
June 18th, 2012If you want to tell jokes to kids, tell clean jokes. Here are some summer related jokes related to the summer I recently collected from various sources.
Q. What is green and goes to a summer camp?
A. A Brussels’ scout.
Q. Why do melons have fancy weddings?
A. Because they cantaloupe.
Q. What do you call a country where the people drive only pink cars?
A. A pink carnation.
Q. What do you get if you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
A. A rash of good luck.
Q. What do you call it when worms take over the world?
A. Global Worming.
Q. Why are frogs always happy?
A. Because they eat whatever bugs them!
Q. What do you use to cut an ocean’s waves?
A. A sea-saw!
Q. Why is the little ant always confused?
A. Because all his uncles are ants.