Thanksgiving Jokes
November 17th, 2011Since Thanksgiving is just one week away, it is time to pull out your favorite Thanksgiving and Turkey Jokes. Don’t have any, well here are a few of mine…
Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?
A: Turkey feathers.
Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes – a building can’t jump at all.
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks.
Q: Why didn’t the Pilgrim want to make the bread?
A: It’s a crummy job
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play!